Poll:Does Gordon Brown Have No Luck?

You just know that if he saved a child from a burning orphanage the papers the next day would say "Brown Touches Hot Kids".I prefer Boris Johnson.Recently he saved a girl from a gang of thugs with a crossbar.I mean,imagine fighting Boris.I'td be like getting twatted by a Thesaurus:"Run you Rapscallians,you Ne'rdowells,you Blaggrds!" Then a kid says "He started hitting man and he called me a Flibbydajibber!".I mean,hes the nations favourite uncle.If you had a drink with him you would end up nae ona canoe full of strawberries with Boris going"Lets go to Buckingham Palace and fire Corgi out of a cannon".And you would.